"Is it credible that I would spend '11 weeks' debasing myself alongside these plebeians and middle-brow low-achievers only to realise at the very end that I couldn't commit to the job?"
"Well, er, frankly - yes!"
"I mean look at the completely plausible expression of sincerity I mustered on the BBC breakfast show, when I averred that, 'I went there to win the apprentice. I went to work for Sir Alan and that's what I wanted'.
"You'll notice I used the word, 'aver' there. That's a word that clever people like me use to say, erm, 'say'."
"Anyway. Mission accomplished. Does anyone have Max Clifford's number?"
Mission accomplished
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